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Re: I got nothing

Postby <SK> | Lojyk » Thu Jul 16, 2015 5:34 pm

:rofl: :rofl: an assest to this section indeed !! :rofl: :rofl: :welcome:
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Re: I got nothing

Postby <SK> | The Hermit » Fri Apr 22, 2016 2:12 pm

A group of medical students are being led through hospital by the lead doctor. As they approach the first patient's room they all look through the door window. They see a man furiously masturbating. One of the students asks "what is this patients condition?" The doctor replies "its a strange syndrome that if the patient doesn't ejaculate a minimum of 5 times a day, he will die". They continue to the next room where they see another patient, only this time he is having sex with a female nurse. The same student speaks up "what is this patients condition?" The doctor replies "same as the last one but he has better health insurance".
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Re: I got nothing

Postby <SK> | Groz » Sat Apr 23, 2016 3:26 pm

I was drinking at a local bar last night when a waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?”

I shouted, “Hell, I know the whole alphabet.”

Everyone laughed… Well everyone except this one guy.
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Re: I got nothing

Postby <SK> | The Hermit » Sat Aug 27, 2016 11:54 am

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: He got up and left! LOL
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